January 7, 2013

  • 2013

    2013,

    You sonuvabitz!  Lets not waste each others' time.  I want a new job, sexier body, deeper relationships with my friends that matter,  and maybe some nice travels and surprises along the way.  I promise you I will give you my very best and will not waste time as well.   Game on!  

    David, 

    You stupid sonuvabitz.  You are not 21 anymore and even if you were you dont have time to waste.  Unless you truly want to live as a vagabond traveling through peru, then your arse needs to kick it into high gear and start churning again.

    You tried that abstinent thing already.  The all or nothing approach to the pleasures of this world and that will not work for you.  You last for about 3 months tops and then you binge on the indulgences of the worlds.

    Lets go with moderation.   Try you dummy it will work.

    You aren't a greek god and your body hates you.  Stop forcing it to run 10Ks and 15Ks without training.  You notice how your foot still hurts 2 weeks after because your dumass thought you can run 15K without any form of training.  Sure you finished it no sweat, but how does walking like a gimp feel?  Actions have repercussions and there is something to be said about preparation.

    You remember those corny quotes you keep in your pocket to sound witty.  Yes that one.  Success is when preparation meets opportunity.  So prepare!  

    Finally, spend more time with family.  Your immediate family.  They won't always be there.

    Love you,

    The Asshole that got you into this mess

    We Ride together
    We Survive together

    PS. Dont forget to have fun on your way to the top.  And always, always wear a suit!

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