February 11, 2013

• Results

  I was fixing my resume the other day, and adding a couple of things that make me look good. 

  • Capable of looking ridiculously busy at work while trying to score the last few sexy xangan girls that have not been touched by @Yosho, @Cakalusa, or @Mr_jin_tonic
  • Taking extra night classes to pursue further writing skills to score said girls above 

  And other things of that nature.   I had my friend review my resume and she asked me a very critical question.  What was the result of all your actions or the time you spent here at this company at this role?

  It made simple sense to me but this was a bit of an a-ha moment for me.  Companies hire people because they produce results.   You see, so many of us are doing the right things, but we are not getting anywhere or we don't focus on results.   And its not to say that we are doing the wrong things and we should stop and give up, but we should reevaluate the ways in which we are doing it.  

  One easy example is weight loss.  I know this one girl that runs 2-3 hrs a day at the gym every single day and still looks like shit.   I said it!  With all that work she puts in to look the exact same, it is a waste of her time if her goal is to simply lose weight.  (Hyperbole is the word of the day.  She is moderately cute.)

  My advice to her is "You can't outrun a bad diet."  I have told her this, but she thinks she can prove the world wrong.  

  It is that simple.  If she was working out to just keep her weight and check to eat, my one other friend I call this working towards equilibrium, then that is fine or as I like to put on Instagram #iruntoeat, but this case is different.  She is always talking about getting super fit and toned, but she is not willing to really reflect on her progress.   If she focused on her results, she would know that she simply has to modify a bit more of behavior just to get where she wanted.  

  So my future xanga resume will look something like this.  No more blogging for shits.  I want results damnit!

  • Blogged 500 words every other day resulting in 15 comments and 300 page views per post
  • Exchanged 25 private messages between sexy asian girls leading to 4 phone numbers and late night calls
  • Productivity and efficiency lead to sexxing up two xangans

  I am looking at you @petitetokio and @scriptament.  Please break my heart and write about it.

  Joking aside, this is the year.  And it is doubly the year because Chinese New Year started yesterday.  So if some of you have already failed your goals and gave in to those delicious Girl Scout Cookies, you have a second chance.   

  I wish you guys all the best on getting the results you want this year.   Chuc Mung Nam Moi! 

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