September 26, 2012

  • Ham or Eggs

    Ham or Eggs for breakfast?

    The chicken laid an egg and was part of the process in making a breakfast.

    The pig, however, gave its arm or leg or maybe even its life to be part of the breakfast.

    That is what you call commitment.

    So in your current relationship are you ham or eggs?

    You know how you are ham? 

    When you break up, you have no girl to call to come over for wine and scrabble.  No booty call. No automatic rebound. No girl that was waiting for you to break up. No girl you were thinking about if shit ever hit the ceiling. 

    Wine and scrabble anyone?  

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